Monday, May 9, 2011

Proof That I Know Grown Up Words

      As you have noticed, all of my blogs are multicolored. However, this blog will NOT be colored due to the fact that some people are chromophobic. I am sorry for this inconvenience. I am also trusting you to not quidnunc BECAUSE this blog is not colorerd. I am not trying to be sesquipedalian but this is a very serious blog! I truly apologize if you are hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic, so if you are please restrain from reading this journal entry. If you are also epistemophobic do not attempt to learn these monumental terms. This blog is considered new until I post a newer blog. It's probably good I can smell you because you are most likely jumentous. It is most likely that you don't know most of these terms so feel free to be dactylonomy. If you are kainolophobic do not read this until a post something else. In fact, I don't want you to even read this blog because you will sue me for all these injuries. So the phrase after the following phrase will make up for it. CAUTION: IF YOU ARE LALOPHOBIC DO NOT READ THIS POST OUT LOUD TO ANYONE! P.S. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES THAT HAS OCCURED BECAUSE OF THIS BLOG! This concludes my journal entry for the evening.

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